teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via 69-5percent)

"Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen."

— Anne Lamott  (via sundaysmuse)

(Source: jerfreyy, via out--intothisworld-thisworld)

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

(via makemysoulache)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via makemysoulache)

memeguy-com:

Wind Sculpture

memeguy-com:

Wind Sculpture

slothilda:

Slothilda Sloth turnt down for a nap.

slothilda:

Slothilda Sloth turnt down for a nap.

"Imagine your girlfriend taking photographs of you, not selfies, not “outfit of the day”, no Instagram bullshit. Actual photos. When you wake up, when you look at her, when you’re making love, when you’re cooking, when you’re taking a shower. Imagine if your girlfriend did that. This is a person who loves creating a visual documentation of the person she loves. You would cry at every picture she took because you know it’ll be purer than any other visual representation of yourself."

— (via bodv)

(Source: enlightened-eloquently, via gayprobably)

"I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you."

— (via missdanmarie)

(Source: loverichardperry, via missdanmarie)